If you've been looking for a fling, look no further than The Frenchman. Designed to mimic a tongue, this vibrator is the perfect sex toy for those looking for a gentler kind of clit stimulation.

With four pulse speeds and one vibration patterns, this is a hottie that won't let you down.

Powered by a single AAA battery (not included, but get a pack sis, because you're going to be using this A LOT), it'll last for 4 hours of continuous fun. Made from body safe, phthalate-free silicon and quiet enough so that it doesn't make it weird with your flatmates (less than 40db to be exact).