Who needs a sugar daddy when you can have The Millionaire in your pocket? A classically shaped vibrator, this guy has you sorted for both internal and external fun. If you're not sure what to get, The Millionaire is a great place to start (and finish...).

With four pulse speeds and two vibration patterns, this is a hottie that won't let you down.

Powered by a single AAA battery (not included, but get a pack sis, because you're going to be using this A LOT), it'll last for 4 hours of continuous fun. Made from body safe, phthalate-free silicon and super silent so that it doesn't make it weird with your flatmates (less than 40db to be exact).